Nationality Quiz?

I've been considering writing a fanfic which is unheard of from me  since I find myself to be a very mediocre writer. But Its a way to improve

I've never done any of these journal memes before so I'm gonna give it a go.This quiz here seems to be called the 'nationality quiz' but it seems to be more of a 'cultural quiz' to me...anyways....onwards.


BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea. (all the time! )
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[] It's football.... Not soccer.

Total = 3/9


AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year.
[] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie.
[] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.

Total = 0/9


ITALIAN
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the [WHOLE] world.
[] You talk with your hands.
Total = 3/9



SPANISH
[x] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.  (....is'nt that Mexican?)
[] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr ( ?)
[] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.   (-_-...bananas)

Total = 5/9



RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[] You can speak some Russian.
[] You love listening to techno.

Total = 2/9



POLISH
[] Your parents let you drink.
[] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[] People randomly call you their best friend.
[] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup

Total = 0/7



IRISH
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green. (its my favourite colour!)
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have/had red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
Total = 1/9



ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano. (..does this have anything to do with being Asian?)
[] You have family from Asia
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.

Total = 2/9


GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're over 5'4".
[] You have been to Germany
Total = 2/9



CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.  (I could go for some timbits right now!GADAMNITIMHUNGRY!)
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch(ed) Degrassi.

Total = 5/9



FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[] You love wine.
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[] You have eaten a snail.
[] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France.
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.

Total = 3/9



AMERICAN  (....i hate when people say American to refer to citizens of the U.S.A.))
[x] You like fast food.
[x] You call football football and soccer soccer...
[] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island...
[] you watch way too much TV
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[] You have a dog
[] You have a cushy job
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died

Total = 2/9


NORWEGIAN
[] You know what lefse is.
[] You can speak some Norwegian.
[] You love trolls.
[] You know what lutefisk is.
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish or have fished before.

Total= 1/9



BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car. (what?)
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 4/9



DUTCH

[] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 1/9



ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.

Total: 0/9
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FINN
[x] You like coffee.
[] You like to go to sauna.
[] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[] You have read Kalevala.
[] You like to watch ice hockey.
[x] You can withstand cold weathers.
[] You like mämmi.
[] You know what mämmi is.
[] You drink beer.

Total: 2/9
D:   i'm not Finnish.oh well, I'm met alot of Finnish people though
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surprisingly it got it right...0_o
Canadian & Spanish (however, more specifically, I'm part Chilean!)